I'm sitting here at my desk enjoying a few quiet ones and will probably play a game or two, but would love to open some conversation.

I guess I know what I'm looking for long term, but I get it: I'm not many people's cups of tea, or whatever else you prefer to drink.

If you're interested in chatting, my messages are open.

Hi everyone, I'm Mike and I'm here to explore. This is where I have to write an about me, but of all the things I'm good at, this isn't it. Not at all!

My fiancé would describe me as funny, though. To clarify, we're polyamorous and I am looking for other connections. While chiefly aiming for something of a relationship, I'm open to simply meeting with people and seeing if anything grows. I know this is probably a deal-breaker for some, and that's okay. I know this is going to be difficult for me.

I have a dry sense of humour, not much of a filter but not in a bad way. I just like truth and honesty. (Insert cliché eyeroll here.) I like to play games on my PC, sometimes online when timing allows, but you won't see me playing COD at all. I prefer strategy or simulations. I'm looking at you, Satisfactory.

I like to have a drink or three, and have some really good conversations. I'll always find something to talk about so we're not left in awkward silence. I gotchoo boo.

I will win a GIF/Emoji war at any point. I'll probably out-dad-joke you too. I have that book.

I'm 42, by the way. I'm so old I know the Dinosaurs personally. Looking at you, Earl Sinclair. (Not pictured. Also not a representation of me.) I work in a warehouse. What about you?

I'm a father to four, dad to five. The two oldest don't live with me. They cover all sorts of age groups, so your kids, if any, will be welcomed.

I'm here to seek a new connection with a woman, ideally with the goal from the outset to build a close relationship with an aim for a lifetime Master/slave commitment. If you're interested at all in knowing more, I'm open to chat with you.