Omegle Chat Log:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like misogyny, and misogynist.

Stranger: 27M US

You: Oh, wonderful!

You: 24 f uk

You: Both tags

Stranger: Excellent. And You're a depraved cunt, I assume.

You: Who? Me?

You: How dare you say such things!

You: Oh wait, you are a man. You are allowed to :)

Stranger: And you're 3 holes.

Stranger: What do you look like, cunt?

You: Skinny little rake

You: White

You: noboobs.jpg

You: skinny stomach (Dem ribs)

You: Tiny legs (DatThighGap.jpg)

You: little feet

You: something of a curvy bottom

Stranger: Hate your body too?

You: Nah I quite like it actually these days

You: But feel free to bash it

You: Literally or figuratively.

Stranger: Maybe you're good, but I want to fuck you ip again.

Stranger: *up

Stranger: Do you have a Kik or Skype?

You: I'd prefer to chat on here for a while. My skype list is over 900 people long.

You: If we get one we can exchange details a little later.

You: I don't use Kik

Stranger has disconnected.

Since when does everything have to be about smartphones, snapchat, and video swapping?

I started doing BDSM online with MSN Messenger. Sat at my computer. In my pants (Or soemtimes not).

I like a full size keyboard.

I like to be able to chat when I want to. Not be pestered every 15 seconds by the buzz of a smartphone. That is why I got rid of my Skype (Or barely ever use it - sorry skype-friends!).

I like a keyboard, and a mouse. God that makes me sound old.

TL;DR: Just because I don;t have Kik does not make me a failure of a BDSM partner.