Hiya!

We're V (44, West Midlands) and M (37, North West) – a UK-based affair-having couple and we're looking for an awesome female friend (28-50) to join us in our adventures, in and out of the bedroom.

About Us:

V - Curvy queen with a killer arse and surgically enhanced boobs. Obsessed with crystals, loves Wicca, reading, indie music, documentaries, and watching a spot of motorsport at the weekend. Standing tall at 5'8, she's got a spark you won't forget and a smile which will make you want to reciprocate.

M - Tall, dark, and dad-bod handsome at 6'4. With a passion for history, reading, rock/metal music, and motorsport, he's your go-to guy for a deep conversation on any subject of randomness or a fun-filled movie night. He comes complete with stubble included, free of charge (but not below the belt).

We're both huge documentary fans (from history to true crime and everything in between) and can talk your ear off about the latest one we watched or the latest F1 news.

Basically, we're a fun-loving pair who believe life’s too short not to flirt and have fun!

What We’re Looking For:

A fabulous female friend who shares our zest for life and chattiness, and can join us in some flirty banter. We love getting to know people and creating connections that are full of laughter and light-hearted fun. Ideally we'd like to do this online in the first instance but definitely want to meet so if you're not UK based or live miles away from the both of us, it probably isn't going to get very far I'm afraid.

Preferred Chat Platform:

We'd love to get to know you better on 👻. Sorry, other apps just don’t have the same sparkle or openness as 👻 does, we like to chat on Reddit first then switch to there where we can chat as a group and swap verification pics.

Interested?

Drop us a message if you’re up for some good chats, great laughs, are fine with our situation (the fact we're having an affair and not a standard couple) and a bit of cheeky fun. Let’s see where the adventure takes us!

Let us know a bit about you!

Cheers, V & M