(Note: These are my fan-lore commanders of all my mech units. Feel free to ask about their stories or add your own!)

Josef Siegfried von Körlin: "Report every HOA and municipal violation their house has and then watch them squirm."

Ionela Ciobanu: "Knock on their door, and when they open it, kick them in the groin. Nothing beats a cunt punt!"

Emmanuel Pellerin: "Steal their lawn gnomes when they aren't looking."

Yusuke Kurita: "Tell them off, sternly... and if that doesn't work, there's always playing Twisted Sister on your speakers at max volume at 4AM."

Wojciech “Black Tornado” Kołodziejchyk: "Break into their house and eat all their ice cream. It’ll be memorable if nothing else.”

Kristina “Old Glory” Montrose: “Knock on their door at 3AM and ask them firmly to mind their own business.”

Kimberly Eodrap: “Break their windows with a baseball bat, and then issue a batchall. That will send the right message that I am not to be trifled with.”

Ptolemy Clarke-Bentham: “Melt their door with hydrochloric acid. What could go wrong?”

Neil McGee: “You all are psychopaths! Just talk to them like a normal person!”