The /r/baseball Hot Stove Game is back! Trading season is officially open. Trading will run until Friday, February 9th at 7:00 p.m. CST/8:00 p.m. EST. A more detailed list of rules can be found here.
When you are traded, change your flair on baseball-related subreddits and spend spring training cheering for your new team. Anybody can join their team early or stay with them for longer if they so wish and are still allowed to participate in their old team's sub, but are encouraged to do so as a fan of their new team. We're not your bosses.
Here are this year's reporters, the people who will make things up break news of trade negotiations:
The agents will be negotiating of behalf of our 50 free agents:
But remember NO TRADE IS OFFICIAL UNTIL POSTED IN THIS THREAD!
All that said: LET US BEGIN!
TRADES
/r/Astros sign OOTPBot for 56 mil and full NTC with every post on Astros created by be concluding with the tagline "All stats provided by OOTPBot
r/TorontoBlueJays sign u/Windmills to a $15m/2 week contract.
/r/newyorkmets sign /u/fortyfive33 for 15 mil, a hug from David Wright, a bottle of Wilmer Flores tears and a Yoenis Cespedes soul patch
/r/Nationals signs /u/Invictus227 to a 20 million dollar, one week contract to take effect at the conclusion of the Hot Stove Game.
Additional perks: Capitals season tickets for this season and next, a White House tour including a meeting with Donald Trump, a payment to the Secret Service to "fail to catch him" should Invictus choose to take a swing at the President, and a bowl of yellow Starbursts in his locker for each game.
/r/dodgers sends /u/metlover , /u/ill_buy_you_lingerie and /u/ngp3 plus incentives such as Utleys Corner and vintage downBarrys
/r/NewYorkMets receives /u/DustyDGAF and a piece of hair from Justin Turners beard plus a bat licked by Yasiel Puig and the ball he bit
/r/AZDiamondbacks receive /u/Zachtatorship
/r/CHICubs receive /u/absurdbuffalo
/r/AngelsBaseball signs /u/puck_head for 2.032m and promise he won't be racist.
/r/AngelsBaseball signs /u/Raptor231408 to a $19.2 million deal with A.L. as his personal assistant for one (1) year
/r/KCRoyals receive /u/some_guy9
r/TexasRangers receive /u/ConstantQuarreling
/r/texasrangers receive /u/mazzocchi and /u/dustyDGAF plus a Noah Syndergaard wig, I <3 NY tshirt and a pair of dice cab drivers hang on their mirror
/r/NewYorkMets receive /u/cjn13
r/AZDiamondbacks receive /u/Theargsenal
/r/Torontobluejays receive /u/TehChid
/r/Dodgers signs /u/DontGiveUptheDip for $115 million
/r/CHICubs receives /u/The_Nats_Of_Us
/r/Nationals receives /u/1005thArmbar, /u/Freshgeek, /u/Snasty728, /u/castronotcuban, Joe Maddon's 2015 MOTY trophy, to be melted down for scrap in the same smelting furnace as Matt Williams' 2014 MOTY trophy, and a handwritten letter from Anthony Rizzo that reads as follows: "Dear /r/Nationals and Nationals community; After getting one hit in my next 28 postseason plate appearances after demanding that the Nationals "respect me", I have learned my karmic lesson. It is I that should be respecting YOU, and for the brazen display I showed to your team in Game 3, I apologize."
/r/Buccos agrees to sign /u/Bucfan1244 to a five day 6$ million dollar deal that includes a Medium sized boat that doesn't look like much at first glance but it could get across the Atlantic if you really wanted to go and unlimited sour patch watermelon candy
/r/AngelsBaseball signs Raptor231408 to a $19.2 million deal with A.L. as his personal assistant for one (1) year
r/AngelsBaseball signs puck_head for 2.032m and promise he won't be racist.
/r/TampaBayRays receives /u/USCplaya from /r/angelsbaseball
/r/angelsbaseball recieves /u/EastBeast2016 from /r/TampaBayRays
/r/Buccos agrees to send Jmb-412 and UnderklassH3RO to /r/TexasRangers in exchange for Mazzocchi and some_guy9 and /r/Buccos also agrees to send Pitbaseball to /r/Angelsbaseball and /r/Angelsbaseball sends /u/Debater3301 to /r/TexasRangers
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