The /r/baseball Hot Stove Game is back! Starting today trading season is officially open. Trading will run until Friday, February 9th at 7:00 p.m. CST/8:00 p.m. EST. A more detailed list of rules can be found here.
When you are traded, change your flair on baseball-related subreddits and spend spring training cheering for your new team. Anybody can join their team early or stay with them for longer if they so wish and are still allowed to participate in their old team's sub, but are encouraged to do so as a fan of their new team. We're not your bosses.
SIGNUPS CLOSE AT 12:00 P.M. CST.
Here are this year's reporters, the people who will make things up break news of trade negotiations:
The agents will be negotiating of behalf of our 50 free agents:
But remember NO TRADE IS OFFICIAL UNTIL POSTED IN THIS THREAD!
All that said: LET US BEGIN!
TRADES
/r/Orioles receive /u/ownage99988 and /u/CydoniaKnight
/r/AngelsBaseball receive /u/EllieMayT and /u/Jeremy1026 and /u/TronAndOnly
/r/Brewers receive /u/Enzo_Sawft from /r/Astros
/r/Astros receive /u/brewersbaseball4life , /u/Levijeans32, /u/SteveSavio, /u/BaseballQueen and /u/Pack_Runner1 from /r/Brewers
/r/orioles Recieve /u/deadnought, /u/bobjoeharris, /u/spear2go, /u/parsqueezy
/r/Mariners receive /u/JustDoLPFC, /u/ZXC10111, /u/Hercu1ePoirot
/r/Mariners receive /u/daf619 and /u/Mecha_Stan
/r/AngelsBaseball receive /u/116wins and /u/devsmi35
/r/whitesox receives /u/thrillhou5e
/r/mariners receives 75 cents international slot money
/r/Mariners receive /u/freewheelincw
r/phillies receive /u/kreich1990
/r/Brewers sign /u/DogBeersHadOne for 1yr/$65M bodyguards to protect from Milwaukee's hood, free use of Bernie's slide and season tickets to the Bucks (No selfies with Giannis).
/r/TampaBayRays sign /u/Slightlyaw_kward
to a 37M contract with:
Unlimited Tropicana Orange Juice
A penthouse on top of the new stadium, with the condition that he must get the city of Tampa to agree to a new stadium
Train tickets to and from New York City each offseason
Signed photo of Steve Irwin
r/newyorkmets receive /u/showmeyourbuch
/r/azdiamondbacks receive /u/confortogolongo
/r/phillies receives colonelcoon from /r/dodgers
/r/Dodgers receives phillyproud from /r/phillies
/r/Brewers have acquired /u/NinjaStriker from /r/TorontoBlueJays
/r/TorontoBlueJays have acquired /u/rellaller $15 Million in cash considerations from /r/Brewers.
/r/letsgofish receives /u/PendragonDaGreat and /u/ionicshoe
/r/Mariners receives /u/TFP360
r/TorontoBlueJays recieve u/thedecalodon, u/Four4four, and /u/lookvideo1111
r/Mariners recieve u/DEIRF and u/Bromigo53
/r/Astros sign /u/Panz04er for 7yr / 84 mil Astros last minute throw in the rights to Orbit's hat
/r/newyorkmets receives /u/ohgodmyface
/r/angelsbaseball receives /u/kickthepony
/r/letsgofish signs FA /u/giobbistar21. The deal is for Pitbull to be executed on national television, Marlins Man to wear /u/giobbistar21's jersey, the University of Miami to rename their baseball stadium to giobbistar21 baseball grounds, a personal chef that makes Cubanos only, a lifetime supply of cocaine, a kick square in Jeter’s nads, unlimited access to the Clevelander, and full no trade protection and last but not least a 100mil contract.
/r/KCRoyals have agreed to terms with u/wagsman for $75M, The owner of the royals has to attempt to move an ice hockey team to KC; The fountains at the stadium are being expanded so that after every homers everyone is covered in water regardless of where they are in the stadium, fountains come up from the back of seats; A nuclear bunker beneath the stadium; A canal from KC to lake superior; A windbreak (beach type not jacket)
/r/Astros receive /u/thelastonein and 25 million dollars CASH
/r/Padres receives /u/texlex, the second copy of /u/TheShepard15, /u/Doctor_Hou, 20 pounds of Texas Brisket, and a cowboy hat signed by Raulito (the SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS! guy)
/r/letsgofish signs another FA in /u/exiduz for 13m, an unlimited cuban food supply, EXTENDED lobbying for light rail system in miami, and the banning of the team from playing spring training games in for lauderdale cause most of the rest of FL is a dump.
/r/Cardinals has signed /u/SalsaSaladEater to a $35M contract until spring training
Incentives include: 1000 islands, all located in Missouri, a lifetime supply of lettuce, unlimited Salad at Busch Stadium (as is provided to all Cardinals players) the Cardinals will replace the water in the plumbing in /u/SalsaSaladEater's home with Caeser Dressing
/r/Nationals signs free agent Nasty_Ned to a contract worth 15 million dollars for one week to begin at the conclusion of the Hot Stove Game.
In addition, Ned receives a 10-year Smithsonian membership and a 100 dollar gift card to Chinatown Express, where I, AdmiralJones42, had the best duck noodle soup in the world
/r/Mariners receives /u/names1
/r/Nationals receives /u/goodgravybatman, /u/Tuesdaymoon, /u/WhatIfSogWasOneOfUs, /u/Akfrozen12, /u/crackbabymc, and a bucket of fresh salmon and halibut filets from the Pike Place Fish market
/r/letsgofish lands another big FA in /u/ericc1020 for 27m, a speedboat, part ownership of the new Miami Beckham FC, a voice in lobbying for expansion of our lightrail system, and an apartment on Miami Beach.
/r/azdiamondbacks have acquired u/WaterStoryMark for $120M, an actual phoenix, one of those little rocket ships you used to see in front of supermarkets, but adult-sized, a meeting with Terry Crews, and and a guarantee to acquire a certain player from r/chicubs to join him in Arizona.
/r/Dodgers signs Giobenavides to a $12 million deal
/r/newyorkmets sign racing2733 for 45 mil, a trip to Cooperstown if he doesn’t make the hall of fame in an Rv with Noah Syndergaard, a wink from Mike Piazza, the Statue of Liberty’s nose, unlimited shake shack
/r/Buccos agree to send /u/Fmiller17 to /r/Letsgofish for the rights to /u/CarlPavano in case he ever wants to attempt a come back
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