Between all the coffee we drink and cigarettes we smoke to get through the bullshit that is the industry right now, we all inevitably need to fart throughout our shifts. Don't tell me you don't.

Some shifts, we are super lucky and we don't get a single bad customer at all! But, let's admit it. Most of the time, we get at least one group of just awful customers. They seem to run in packs like dogs. Most of us have pretty loud bars in the first place with a lot of movement and such.

The best way to completely harmlessly "punish" awful groups is to just conveniently walk by them every time you need to let it rip. Just keep walking. As long as you keep walking, they usually won't even know its you which is the best part. Well, maybe not the best. The best is laughing about it with your coworkers.

I grew up in a bikini bar (aka shit hole lingerie dive bar) and this was something literally all the girls did with the extra gross people. It also worked for me when I worked at a little uppity lounge... and with my awful assistant GM who sat around barking orders and fucking up everything for hours at a time.