I’ve been sharing the apartment with two guys for almost eight months. We live in a student dorm. I’ve already applied to change apartments because of him.

One is a bit weird (obese gamer who sits on his ass the whole day) but organised and actually cares about cleaning. The other one is a total mess, by far the worst flatmate you can think of. He’s dirty, loud, always has friends over, his girlfriend is always around as well and she is as much as a pig as him.

He got this idea on his mind that the three of us are all best friends who decided to move in together. He asks me if I’m interested in eating what he cooks, and I never want because it tastes horrible. One time he cooked this bland chicken with an unflavoured rice. Like, how can you mess up rice and chicken?

And now there’s the icing on top, he doesn’t flush after a #2. Or at least doesn’t bother to deep flush. When I go after him to raise the toilet lid I find remains of his shit in there. The other guy has complained about it as well, but nothing changes. I’m sure his girlfriend, who everytime she uses the bathroom has to stay there for an hour, has found his shit on the toilet and did nothing about it.