Seen briefly on /r/philosophy:

Go deep. Now go deeper. Heisenberg's uncertainty princle is as deep as it gets, but in order to understand the complexity one must look within, introspect oneself, per se. One cannot, nay, must not...look past the inner truth that resides deep, deep in Hilbert Space. First there was schrodinger's cat, then came heisenberg's choice. A choice so ingrained in the essence of man, he was uncertain. Concerning the princle, the heart of this natural enigma, one must bear caution, because in the wake of the deepness, comes potential circumstantial minutae that will alter the very fabric of the space-time mondonet.

Consider the above diagram as an example of truth being recapitulated in a multidimensional timescape, proving the plastic nature of the Midichlorian genomatrix. [1] This curiously acrystalline arrangement of unfettered aperiodic cycles leads one to surmise a greater farce at play: that is, the location of Heisenberg's soul-being. All have a Heisenberg Uncertainty Princle inside. To discover it, one only needs observe the innerness of it all to reconstitute the Riemann-Euclidian function. This Einsteinian procedure will illuminate any speckle, scant, exiguous shred of doubt that lies in the central core of the respective knowledge-sphere.

[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upiET846OmQ

In this visceral visual examination of the aforementioned, the subject clearly has an advanced understanding of the very concepts that have been explored here. One cannot help but mimic and be moved by the hypnotic, seductive, near-erotic perturbations adroitly at display. [2] Heisenbery would most certainly be proud and affected. Tears may come, but let not the control of emotions escape. Like the deer once said to the turtle, "carry on, but do not carry out" the tears. Tru'r words n'er bespake, and that's the true-true. Blueprints in the dusk, waste it not simple humanoid, let the classical theory imbue one with extreme virulence. [2]

Behind this hallowed princle, an embiggened reality is unearthed. What drives the Midichlorian genomatrix? What constitutes the Space-Time Mondonet? It is, after all, what holds the very nature of the brain-ego as one. What is seen is a silverless, cationic capitulum. This etiolates the raucous Broca's region that is inherent in the left antiplex. Behold, man's first attempt at candor, harmony with the heavens. What can be said of it? It is but pompous, magisterial arrogance... and nothing more.

Surely this is the next Sokal Hoax.