In their infinite wisdom, the admins have determined that all subreddits must be made public, including ones which have a history of going private. To that end, /r/badphilosophy is back open to the public.

Here are our new rules:

1. Only moderators and approved submitters may post on /r/badphilosophy.
2. Asking to become a moderator or approved submitter will result in a ban.
3. All ban appeals must be accompanied by at least five cute pictures of animals.
4. All posts must be good badphilosophy, and not bad badphilosophy or bad goodphilosophy.
5. All posts about something the length of one tweet or smaller must go in the Abysmal Aphorisms small-posts thread.
6. This is not a place for learns. Earnest questions about philosophy are best directed to /r/askphilosophy.
7. Don't vote in linked threads.
8. If you post a link to a video, you must do so as a text post and explain in the post what the bad philosophy content of the video is.
9. No TERFs, racists, homophobes or bigots of any other kind. Nazis GTFO.
10. Any user may be banned or removed from the moderator list at any time, for any reason, including violating the above rules.