The film is about three kids who start a club in a basement. The main one, Pete, won't let his sister in, so she gets mad and tells mom. The mom gets so mad that she nails the door shut and won't let them out until they say sorry. The boys are stubborn and refuse, so she installs a doggy door and gives them dinner.

That night the mother dies of choking on a piece of chicken. The sister hides the body and continues to feed the boys.

With only a computer the boys spend 3 years trapt down there. After of three years of pounding, the door breaks down.

The boys thank themselves and become extremely euphoric, then seek out fedoras. They learned the strife of religion and femenism from the webs and now their only purpose in life is to go meet their online pals to destroy the evil.