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Unsure if he's an alien or an overgrown lizard thing. He looks pretty monstrous.

I wasn't originally getting this guy, but I thought why not. He had teenie-weenies on the first weekend they were selling him, and I thought I could update my collection with a giant lizard/Godzilla-type thing. I just want to say that the art of him is sensational (check it out if you haven't yet), but looking at this dildo didn't appeal to me as much as I had hoped. Still, I purchased him because he was in Ridley's Natural, and just because everything was confused (alien VS giant monster VS ???), I went for it.

This is pretty textured, but much of it is lost in soft firmness. I can't imagine this toy in firm (no hate, I just have a sensitive butthole). Medium, I imagine would be a bit of a rougher time. I like that he squishes so much in soft, and there have been times I hold him just to run by thumb over the wiring/coils (or whatever they are supposed to resemble). They are very pliant to stroke, and the toy suddenly feels less scary than it looks. The top part is very textured, kinda grainy, and the bottom part has opposite diagonal lines that intersect towards the middle. The grooves along the section are deepest here and are what could be felt by my poor, eager butthole.

I don't like the shape, though. I wasn't quite sure what they were going for when they designed the head like that. It's "cute." There, I said it. You have a little nub to insert, and then after that, it's all girth... I really wish they had gone with a bit more length.

In use, I have to say I'm not in love. Not to say Abyss is bad; just not for me. He's unlike the usual phallic shape that I expect... in fact, he's shaped like a whiteboard eraser. Thin-ish and wide and blocky. Sorry, if I don't make sense. There's no difficulty inserting him, granted I'd used another toy to prepare, but once he was inside, it felt "ok" in a weird kind of way. There's not much depth you could go on with the small, so I feel like I was stretching my butthole somewhat thinly vertically, and I kind of hoped to have more going with the shaft. I'm thinking this might be better for other bits and pieces that are shallower than my anus, but I digress.

In soft, he's not as intense as he looks. And unfortunately, he does nothing for my prostate. I'll have to try him another day and see if my butthole likes him better then.

Final rating (for now): C

Pros: Something new and different. Coils are super fun to touch.

Cons: The shape is thin and wide, which stretches the butthole one way and not the other... Also (personally) somewhat on the shallow side.

Should I rehome or give it another go? Let me know what you think! No hate.

P.S. Maybe my butthole's built wrong. If anyone has any tips to help me love this toy, please drop them below.

P.P.S. God. I can't believe the number of times I said the word "butthole." LOL.