WE CAN'T HOST!!

So, we have posted here many times, so far no real luck. I have a bad feeling that most (if not all) the guys here just get off on CHATTING about having sex with someone's wife. If that's YOUR thing, that's fine - but it's not ours. We are looking for someone to ACTUALLY have sex with my wife. Yes, chatting - even sexting - would be involved....but without the actual sex part, what's the point??

So, my wife is 45 years old. She is on the small side of the "bbw scale" - is there a bbw scale? lol - she is a full figured woman who carries it very well. She has HUGE tits and loves them played with. She loves to talk dirty and be talked dirty to - all you strong silent types can move along, she won't like you. She loves hot, nasty "porno" sex - and she LOVES to suck cock!!

What we are looking for: You should be at least 30 years old, but ya GOTTA at least be mature beyond that. Ya gotta know how to take control without coming across like an insecure bully trying to force people to do what they don't want to do. You should be able to read a situation and get people to WANT to obey you. You should know how to talk dirty, and text dirty - and not make her drag things out of you. She likes nasty, graphic dirty talk/texts, so ya gotta be able to do that. She is partial to black and white guys - but she's open to all.

YOU SHOULD BE FAMILIAR WITH THE CUCKOLD/BULL type kink. Experience is preferred, but AT LEAST watch a cuckold porn video or two so you have an idea of what we are looking for.

Should come as no surprise that you HAVE to have a big cock. Not "bigger than average" - ya gotta be big! At least 7 inches and THICK!!! Ya gotta know how to use it as well lol!

Message me here, introduce yourself AND send a face pic. No pic, no response. We don't need a dick pic right now, that will come later. Just introduce.yourself with a face pic and prove that you can hold a grown up conversation, and we will go from there.

Let's see who reads this far - we can't host. Ever. You can invite us over if you feel comfortable or you can get a room, your call. If you're concerned about inviting strangers over (ABSOLUTELY understandable), if it helps, before we meet, you will have seen both of our faces, you will know our names and you will have our phone number. I know that doesn't erase all danger, but hopefully it helps :)