So, I’m an average size. But I hang low…low enough that the fly of my dress slacks push me to the right. This wouldn’t be a problem, but I also tend to rest horizontally. So, the head of my penis pushes against the fabric.

With jeans etc. It’s easy to hide (mainly because of the thinker material) but with dress slack, there is a quite obvious bump to the right of my zipper caused by the head of my penis. My job requires me to wear slacks with a shirt tucked in and I teach high school. So this causes some obvious potential for embarrassment. I can’t “wear it up” because it inevitably falls down and actually is MORE obvious then.

Anyone have any advice? Like I said, I’m not big…just average…but it’s positioned in an unfortunate way.

If I taught adults I would worry too much…but I’m teaching minors…and I don’t want anyone thinking I’m a perv.

Thanks!