I've been driving around the city lately and notice how many Cybertrucks are on the roads. I came up with a business idea of starting a company which installs low-jacks on them due to the millions of MS-13 gang members which are flooding across the border and stealing these vehicles left and right. I already took out 75% of all of 401(k) to invest in this idea because my wife's boyfriend said its lucrative.

I named the company, "You Wouldn't Steal A Cybertruck ™". From the look of it boys, this is a completely unsaturated market and has trillions of investment opportunity. Have you ever been driving down the road, and you see a Cybertruck and think to yourself: "Damn I wish I had one of those." Well that's what the other gangs in Austin are thinking too -- and they are getting more and more clever by the day. Gangster Disciples, Crips, Bloods, MS-13, Texas Syndicate, Aryan Circle, they all want these trucks because they are bulletproof, reliable, faster than a maserati, water-proof, and they are impossible to see in a drive-by shooting because of its reflective camouflage.

After we get our rounds of investors we are going to do an IPO and looking to give Nvidia, Apple, and Microsoft a run for their money.

PM me for more details.

CaroleBaskinOfficial

CEO