Or should I say South Dallas, am I right?

Why the fuck does a place like this even exist in a city like Austin? Seriously I think we're the only big city in the whole world with a commercial/ residential area full of rich assholes.

Could you imagine having your job, your home, and a bunch of places to shop at within walking distance? What a fucking waste of money.

It's so boring to just look at. I would much rather live in one of the hundreds of new and completely unique looking apartment buildings popping up all over town.

At least they did one thing right letting in a local company like Whole Foods. And that's only if you're not too distracted by all the tech bros on their phones to even remember to scan your Amazon Prime membership.

Fuck all of these bougie expensive restaurant chains. Open up a bird bird biscuit so I can purchase my daily locally sourced $12 chicken sandwich instead.

Austin was way cooler when I moved here in 2016 and this place didn't exist.