**CONTENT WARNING:** This script does discuss death, both of the listener and other, "off camera" people. One or two of the deaths are described in a mildly graphic fashion, but no dying actually takes place during the script itself.

The script: [https://scriptbin.works/u/MrZanzibarMcGee/f4m-picked-up-by-a-valkyrie-valkyrie-monstergirl\](https://scriptbin.works/u/MrZanzibarMcGee/f4m-picked-up-by-a-valkyrie-valkyrie-monstergirl)

The picture: [https://www.deviantart.com/liang-xing/art/Mercy-on-a-Motorcycle-765346714\](https://www.deviantart.com/liang-xing/art/Mercy-on-a-Motorcycle-765346714)

Hello again, it's me! One of the side benefits of making these stories like I have is that it gives me a lot of time for introspection for just *why* I'm into the things I'm into. For example, there are a lot of monstergirls out there, but why do I like the ones I like? After thinking about it, I noticed a pattern:

How much I approve of a certain monstergirl seems to be correlated to how interesting of an experience it would be to cuddle with her. Lamia wrapping you up with her tail? Interesting. Arachne using her legs or silk to restrain you? Interesting. Slime-girl surrounding you in her mass? Strange, but still interesting in its own way. (I can hear you asking, "But Mr Zanzibar, you majestic shaved bear of a man! What about vampires? We all know you love vampires, but they wouldn't have anything to make hugs interesting." Well, I don't have an answer. My brain kind of considers them a separate fetish. I never claimed my brain made sense, quite the opposite.)

So one day, I'm talking with some internet-friends while meandering the internet when I stumbled on that picture at the link. I realized that being hugged by a woman with wings would be extremely interesting, using my pattern, and was surprised I didn't have it on the list already. So my subconscious ran to its whiteboard and wrote the words "biker babe valkyries" in all caps. And a few months later, here we are! You know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, I got 4600 words out of that one, if you count directions and SFX notes.

**Synopsis:** You (the one making the audio) are a Valkyrie. Like in Norse mythology, your job is to ferry the souls of those who fall honorably in battle to the afterlife. With the changes in the world since the old days, the definition of "in battle" has been expanded somewhat. You find the soul of a man who died defending a woman from a purse-snatcher, but instead of taking him to Valhalla, you decide to use some of your work "benefits" to keep him. Turns out, he wasn't the most romantically involved in life, and is \*very\* eager to please.

No quotes this time, trying a new format for posts. If you miss the quotes, let me know!

GENERIC DISCLAIMER: This script is the property of u/MrZanzibarMcGee, do not claim otherwise. All human characters portrayed are 18 , and all non-human characters are of the age of maturity for their species. You are free to fill this script for fair use on any freely available website; use on for-money websites (Patreon, etc) requires my express permission. You are allowed to make adjustments to the script as you fill it, so long as "the soul" of the work remains intact.

Also, I had a little more help with beta reading than usual, so thanks to u/singmypraise, u/KissesFromLia, and u/TalkDirtyToYou for their contributions.