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The small town life is a lonely one. No one can blame you for resorting to blind dates just to make new people. Especially not if there's a chance they'll set you up with a total knockout like this tomboyish mechanic. The two of you immediately get along like a house on fire, and the fact that the only date you could afford is a table of chili fries isn't enough to dampen your spirits.
Then her hands start turning green.
You chase her outside as she flees in a panic, only to find your date in a pile of clothes than no longer fit her, as she's lost several feet of height and turned green. She tearfully admits the truth: she's a goblin, fleeing human persecution in another world. She's horrified that she accidentally let you know she's a monster.
She's lucky you have a thing for shortstacks.
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