Hi all! Tried this a couple times before and wasn’t ready but it’s official I am ready now. I’m looking for someone that is chill, has a sense of humor and likes tacos. I have 2 boys 8 and 5 and we are attached at the hip 50% of the time. I don’t drink alcohol but don’t care if you do. 420 and psychedelics friendly. Like being outside and swimming. 5’10” 200lbs lil dad bod thing happening. Shaved head, beard and tattoos. ADHD with a weird dark sarcastic sense of humor(think Wes Anderson Kurt Vonnegut). I play multiple instruments, make custom furniture and artwork. I am a bomb cook. Can’t touch me in the kitchen. I like to make out and make you feel like a goddess. Mad massage skills. My faults are: control freak, co-dependency and ADHD. There are more that’s my top 3. To make up for my faults I tend to go over board making sure you’re happy. I’ll always give you the last bite or all the pillows or my sunglasses when you forget yours. A perfect day for me would go like this. Wake up and eat tacos, longe around reading or working on art or music, fool around, go swimming or to hippie hollow maybe, fool around some more, tacos again, listen to an album on the back porch, hot tub, fool around again followed by queso in bed.

I’m into all body types. Pics on profile. Please send a pic if you reply. Also please don’t send me dick pics. Shouldn’t have to say it but I do.