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37 [M4F] #Alpharetta - 'Tis the fuckin season, y'all
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Stress-Thick is a male age 37 looking for a female in Alpharetta, GA
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I didn't mean the title to sound like I'm saying it's time for fucking. Though I am a bit overdue. But such are the joys of not being able to have sex without some sort of mental connection.

Fuck you, demisexuality!

But not yet- first demisexuality and I must become actual friends and form an emotional bond so we can experience some genuine intimacy. Then, after quite a bit of touch and teasing and foreplay, I will fuck demisexuality.

Anyway, that's my opening apparently.

So I'm looking for a friend. Very much open to more- whether it be a lover, a cuddler, a significant other, a plus one, a movie buddy, a walking buddy, a workout buddy, a lets-go-to-this buddy, a destroy-some-fools-in-bar-trivia buddy, a perfect stranger in the future who I occasionally think of fondly. We don't have to define anything. All we have to do is be honest.

I want to spend time with you. To know you as you know me. Laugh at dumb shit. Yell at the world. Create some memories. Have an adventure. Tell each other it's gonna be alright when we both know that's impossible to know.

I'm a single father of two lovely kids that spend most nights with their mother. You wouldn't meet them unless we're spectacular together so I wouldn't worry about any of that. I just bring it up because that's important to me and every other weekend I am certainly not free.

Here's a recent photo of me riding with my girl because I know all the ladies love Bluey.

Cheers.

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