First thing’s first. This post is M4F meaning I’m looking for females primarily. Masculinity turns me off, so please don’t inquire if you aren’t feminine. There is one exception to this rule: if you’re offering your hotwife up to me, I am a Bull and will take it and her.

Second thing’s second. I’ve been getting an occasional comment on my posts that I can’t see. Like it’ll say 1 by the comment icon but there won’t be anything there. Hopefully that’s only a bug and I’m not missing someone’s response. Reddit can be weird sometimes.

Now that we’ve established that, let’s get on with it. It’s nearly the weekend again and I’m back here trying to spot a FWB who wants to regularly come around and get her brains fucked out. I know it’s a bit crass of me to say, but I don’t think you’ll mind if I actually make you feel so good you can’t think straight. That’s not all I want though. I’d love to hang out, play video games, and cuddle on top of the sex. Let’s build up some tension. It makes the sex way better.

Like always, I’ll just say that I’m in college which means I get stressed and my time gets eaten up on homework. I want to spend the free time I do have enjoying myself and making someone else happy. The weekends are perfect times to get it all sorted out. No bedtimes here, am I right?

About me? Well I’m 5’10” and about 120 lbs. I’m kinda tall and pretty skinny. Yes it’s true what they say about tall, skinny boys. Don’t believe me? Ask and I’ll prove it. Anyways. I’m decently attractive. I’d give myself an 8/10 on the pretty face department. You can’t see the goods here but I think I look good in it so..

About you: I have no real limit for people I’m interested in. Petite or chubby, older or younger, natural or clean shaven, I like ‘em all. I do have preferences but those are kind of minute in comparison. If you need to know, I like long, dark hair, big butts, and some mild body hair.

So what do I want then? Ideally you would be willing to come over to my area to meet for maybe lunch or dinner, and if things are good we can go back to my apartment and either play games, watch movies or anime, or go break my bed. Truthfully, I enjoy things when the person I’m with is enjoying themselves, so just tell me what’s up and we’ll go from there.

If you’ve made it this far, add the word “pumpkin” to the end of your message when you introduce yourself so I know you actually read through this fully.

See you soon.