Long term affair partner (online or local) needed for important work inspiring Americaās next great lover. Daily communication, back rubs, foot massages, oral gymnastics and cafe lunches are all part of the deal.
Iām 6ā1ā with blue eyes and a firm dad bod to die for. Can you say, Cinn-ah-bon? Well-hung too. Busy working out every detail of how weāll pull off our tryst. Itāll be just like Oceans Eleven - but with more believable dialogue and cheaper hotels. But before that -
First weāll spend days trading long, passionate manifestos of desire. Then weāll share our most intimate secrets. Then weāll exchange pictures of our butts. Thatās when the real fun starts. Still interested? Frankly, Iām suprised. Mention the code word āflamingoā for a chance to win bonus pics of my butt.
I know youāre out there. I can smell the desperation!
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