Only respond if you actually want to meet at some point!

As for the lengthy post: I've gotten feedback that there's too many requirements or I'm picky. Of course I'm picky. Aren't you? If you're not, you should be if you value your time and mental wellbeing at all. Just my two cents. :)

Please read the requirements below. If interested, respond with age, location, and what you're looking for. I don’t respond to one-word messages or unsolicited dick pics. :)

Me:

• Pretty, cute, goofy single (never married, no kids) 33yo half black/half Filipino sub woman seeking a dom man, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves (thicc) and all natural DDDs - I won't be your gym buddy, but I'm also not going to be on My 600 lb Life
• Professional, white collar, ambitious work from home career woman chained to my overlord, the Thinkpad, for at least 30 more years
• Only available evenings M-F and weekends due to my work schedule. Take me to a cabin in North GA for a weekend and have your way with me.
• Looking for an emotional connection with one man regardless of relationship status. I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE, ONGOING ARRANGEMENT
• I am open to fwb, being your mistress, or even something serious and monogamous
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers - you will be expected to do the same
• I have my own vehicle (paid woohoo!)
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• Don’t smoke or do any kind of drugs. I AM NOT 420 FRIENDLY. Not a big drinker, but I love strawberry milk
• I love to travel, especially international business class (have pre-check and Global Entry)
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick and am happy to do so once an arrangement is agreed upon
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• Emotionally available. Only seeking ONE woman for an exclusive, ongoing arrangement - MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT MEETING AT SOME POINT IF WE HIT IT OFF VIA CHATTING.
• YOU MUST KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. At 33, I have no interest in playing it by ear, confusion, or drama. No hookups or one night stands.
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys (I <3 BWCs)
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested (hotel, etc). I am happy to be as discreet as necessary and have NO interest in outing you. It’s not my business, and I don’t want the drama.
• Clean cut, white collar professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• Must be open to regular dates and getting me food lol. I'm open for possible travel when the time comes. I can come with you on work trips or we can take trips together!
• Must be able to meet in-person AT LEAST twice a month. The more the better (I have a high drive)
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind, weed included (I have allergies and sinus issues)
• A thick, cut dick with a nice mushroom head (preferably 7.5” ) - BWCs TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. MUST BE CUT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

NON-NEGOTIABLES:

• CLEAR BOUNDARIES MUST BE ESTABLISHED IN ORDER FOR THIS TO WORK. I know exactly what I want and you should too.
• A first meeting that it non-sexual and in public meeting will be required to judge to vibes before we proceed. If we decide to enter an arrangement, we can bang like rabbits (which is the goal!).
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY - condoms still required, no exceptions
• I am not interested in FFM threesomes
• PLEASE DO NOT USE THE MESSAGES FEATURE OR JUST COMMENT. SEND ME A CHAT REQUEST. I DO NOT KEEP UP WITH MESSAGES.

If you made it to the end and I’ve piqued your interest, reach out! I look forward to hearing from you!