No flakey guys, please! There's too many of y'all wow lol.

Please read the requirements below. If interested, respond with age, location, and what you're looking for. I don’t respond to one-word messages or unsolicited dick pics. :)

Me:

• Pretty, cute, goofy single (never married, no kids) 32yo half black/half Filipino sub woman seeking a dom man, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves (thicc) and all natural DDDs - I won't be your gym buddy, but I'm also not going to be on My 600 lb Life
• Professional, white collar, ambitious work from home career woman chained to my overlord, the Thinkpad, for at least 30 more years
• Looking for an emotional connection with one man regardless of relationship status. I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE, ONGOING ARRANGEMENT
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers - you will be expected to do the same
• I have my own vehicle (paid woohoo!)
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• Don’t smoke or do any kind of drugs. I AM NOT 420 FRIENDLY. Not a big drinker, but I love strawberry milk
• I love to travel, especially international business class (have pre-check and Global Entry)
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick and am happy to do so once an arrangement is agreed upon
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• MUST BE EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OPENLY, HONESTLY, AND EFFECTIVELY. IF YOU GHOST OR ARE FLAKEY DON’T BOTHER RESPONDING.
• Only seeking ONE woman for an exclusive, ongoing arrangement
• Seeking an emotional connection. I’ve had responses from guys saying they don’t know or want to play it by ear. YOU MUST KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. At 32, I have no interest in playing it by ear, confusion, or drama
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys (I <3 BWCs)
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested. I am happy to be as discreet as necessary.
• Clean cut professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind, weed included (I have sinus issues)
• A thick, cut dick with a nice mushroom head (preferably 7.5” ) - BWCs TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. MUST BE CUT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

NON-NEGOTIABLES:

• CLEAR BOUNDARIES MUST BE ESTABLISHED IN ORDER FOR THIS TO WORK. I know exactly what I want and you should too.
• No hookups or one night stands. I am looking to build a connection with one man for an ongoing arrangement, whether it’s a monogamous relationship, fwb, or being your mistress
• ***A non-sexual, public meeting will be required to judge to vibes in-person before we proceed.
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY - condoms still required, no exceptions
• I am not interested in FFM threesomes
• PLEASE DO NOT USE THE MESSAGES FEATURE OR JUST COMMENT. SEND ME A CHAT REQUEST. I DO NOT KEEP UP WITH MESSAGES.

More consideration for local guys.

Look forward to hearing from you!