I am not trying to be annoying or exclude people. I know exactly what I want and won’t settle for less, which I would hope we all do as well. Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled programming!

Please read the requirements below and, if interested, respond with what you’re looking for. I don’t respond to one-word messages or unsolicited dick pics. :)

Me:

• Pretty, cute, goofy single (never married, no kids) 32yo half black/half Filipino sub woman seeking a dom man, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves (thicc) and all natural DDDs - I won't be your gym buddy, but I'm also not going to be on My 600 lb Life
• Professional, white collar, ambitious work from home career woman in a toxic relationship with my overlord, the Thinkpad, for at least 30 more years
• Looking for an emotional connection with one man regardless of relationship status. I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE, ONGOING ARRANGEMENT
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers - you will be expected to do the same
• I have my own vehicle (paid woohoo!)
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• Don’t smoke or do any kind of drugs. Not a big drinker, but I love strawberry milk
• I love to travel, especially international business class (have pre-check and Global Entry)
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick and am happy to do so once an arrangement is agreed upon
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• MUST BE EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OPENLY, HONESTLY, AND EFFECTIVELY. IF YOU GHOST DON’T BOTHER RESPONDING.
• Only seeking ONE woman for an exclusive, ongoing arrangement
• MUST BE OPEN TO AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. I’ve had responses from guys saying they don’t know what they want or they want to play it by ear. YOU MUST KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. At 32, I have no interest in playing it by ear, confusion, or drama
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys (I <3 BWCs)
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested. I am happy to be as discreet as necessary.
• Clean cut professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind, weed included (no exceptions - I have sinus issues and allergies. I am also prone to yeast infections so oral is out if you do any of these)
• A thick, cut dick with a nice mushroom head (preferably 7.5” but the bigger the better) - BWCs TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. MUST BE CUT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

NON-NEGOTIABLES:

• CLEAR BOUNDARIES MUST BE ESTABLISHED IN ORDER FOR THIS TO WORK. I know exactly what I want and you should too.
• No hookups or one night stands. I am looking to build a connection with one man for an ongoing arrangement, whether it’s a monogamous relationship, fwb, or being your mistress
• ***A non-sexual, public meeting will be required to judge to vibes in-person before we proceed.
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY - condoms still required, no exceptions
• I am not interested in FFM threesomes
• PLEASE DO NOT USE THE MESSAGES FEATURE OR JUST COMMENT. SEND ME A CHAT REQUEST. I DO NOT KEEP UP WITH MESSAGES.

***Strong considering to local guys, but open to guys who don't live in Atlanta but travel here often.

***For poops and giggles, here are examples of messages I’ve gotten that I ignored: Hi, wyd, how big are your boobs, I meet all the requirements EXCEPT (then you don’t meet all the requirements), *unsolicted dick pick*, I live in (insert location thousands of miles away), why are you so picky (cuz I am and you should be too), I’m only in my 20s but I meet your requirements, etc etc etc

You see what I mean. If you don’t want an immediate ignore, please refrain from sending such messages above! :)

Look forward to hearing from you!