Let's see if this shortened version is accepted...FYI, I don't mean to exclude people. I just know what I'm looking for, like all of you do. Please respond if interested! :)

Please read the requirements below and respond with what you’re looking for. I don’t respond to one-word messages or unsolicited dick pics. :)

Me:

• Pretty, cute, goofy single (never married, no kids) 32yo half black/half Filipino sub woman seeking a dom man, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves (thicc) and all natural DDDs - I won't be your gym buddy, but I'm also not going to be on My 600 lb Life
• Professional, white collar, ambitious work from home career woman committed to my overlord the Thinkpad for at least 30 more years
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers
• I have my own vehicle
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• Don’t smoke or do any kind of drugs. Not a big drinker, but I love strawberry milk
• I love to travel – let’s talk about how we can move to Singapore for the next 4 years
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick and am happy to do so once an arrangement is agreed upon
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• MUST BE EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OPENLY, HONESTLY, AND EFFECTIVELY. IF YOU GHOST DON’T BOTHER RESPONDING.
• Only seeking ONE woman for an ongoing arrangement
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys (I <3 BWCs)
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested. I am happy to be as discreet as necessary.
• Clean cut professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind, weed included (I have sinus issues)
• A thick, cut dick with a nice mushroom head (preferably 7.5” ) - BWCs TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. MUST BE CUT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

NON-NEGOTIABLES:

• No hookups or one night stands. I am looking to build a connection with one man for an ongoing arrangement, whether it’s a monogamous relationship, fwb, or being your mistress
• ***A non-sexual, public meeting will be required to judge to vibes in-person before we proceed.
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY - condoms still required

***Strong considering to local guys, but open to guys who don't live in Atlanta but travel here often.