Hope you were able to enjoy NYE and hopefully 2025 is off to a good start. I’ll have some free time Thursday and Friday night. Looking to hopefully have some banter and fun conversation to start off the year. Drinks can be involved if you prefer.

Sneak peek

I offer up my daily sacrifice in search of:

• Feminine energy
• Non-smoker (unfortunately non-negotiable—I’ve tried to be flexible with it)
• ~5’6” or under with a slim frame
• DDF (I don’t smoke but 420 friendly); will happily share my recent test results
• Maturity and effective communicator. Halloween is over so let’s leave the ghosting behind
• A natural look (e.g. no heavy/colorful makeup and/or hair, obvious enhancements, etc.)
• Kinky or looking to explore that side
• Gold 🌟 if you come bearing sass and homemade chocolate chip cookies
• Extra gold ✨ if you have interests in sports, dance, and/or food (baking and/or cooking)

About me:

I carry myself with a subtle confidence while remaining humble. Also, I have a reputation and streak to uphold for returning grocery carts as well as putting the toilet seat down. If you’re strictly looking for a Caucasian guy, you can stop reading; if you have a wider palette or open to expanding it, then I normally don’t disappoint.

Other tidbits:
• Salt and pepper with a full head of hair
• I stay fit and live a healthy lifestyle but my life does not revolve around the gym/strict diet
• Personable and self-aware
• I have a bachelor’s and master’s degree
• A blend of maturity yet spirited and youthful personality
• I 💜 Latin culture
• Married with kids and good with not procreating any more
• I believe everyone should have a therapist
• Short🤴🏻: 5’6”, which means it’ll take me less time than the tall dude to drop to my knees…to pick up anything you dropped like a gentleman should 😉

I’m a chivalrous man that respects you during dinner yet will make it a priority to bury any ounce of your remaining innocence once the bedroom door shuts.

And if you love reading and yearning to learn more, there are a few other unsuccessful posts available to give you more of a glimpse including one that is more kink-focused if that speaks to you.

Random facts:
• My ideal threesome: Costco, Aldi, and Publix. I almost said the holy trinity but didn’t want to potentially offend since I’m in the Bible Belt
• I’ve had so many crappy 🛒 experiences that when I stumbled upon the perfect one the other day that I almost came…close to adding it to my kink list
• I promise this is the most I’ve ever referenced grocery stores
• I grew up playing ⚽️ and still play while enjoying other sports like 🏀, 🏐, and 🏈
• I love dancing the night away
• I don’t read much these days aside from professional development and news but I loved sci-fi and fantasy

Some quotes from friends (yes, I changed names for OPSEC):

“You’re eating another 🍪???” - Sam

“You’re getting another plate?!” - Josh

“Where do you put all that???” - Maria

“You’re dumb and that’s partly why I love you.” - Isa

If you feel compelled to message me, please include the following:

• “Blackberries” in the message
• A description of you (age, location, etc.) and anything you think I would find interesting

Looking forward to our conversation🥂