Y’all these Reddit skreets is WILD! Here we go again!

About me:

• Pretty 32yo half black/half Filipino woman, 5'3", medium length black hair, with all your favorite curves and all natural DDDs
• Professional, white collar, ambitious career woman open to committed relationships or ongoing exclusive FWBs. I am also open to being your sugar baby and will make it worth your while. For those who want something serious: a trip to the Philippines may be required at some point in the future. Let’s sit on the beach, drink out of coconuts, then bang like rabbits at our 5-star resort we paid like $3 for. 
• I have my own vehicle
• Clean and recently tested and will be happy to show papers. Exclusive required to protect my health and yours.
• Never married, no kids
• I'm a sub and seeking a dom man
• I have a bright, bubbly, goofy personality, so be prepared for your ultimate fun weirdo with an unhinged and completely irrational Taylor Swift addiction.
• I love to travel – let’s talk about how we can move to Singapore for the next 4 years
• I also REALLY enjoy sucking dick, so play your cards right and we can make that happen if we hit it off. NO UNSOLICITED DICK PICS. I WILL BLOCK AND DELETE.
• Most importantly, I love cats.

You:

• MUST BE EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OPENLY, HONESTLY, AND EFFECTIVELY. ANY HINT OF GAMES OR LACK OF COMMUNICATION SKILLS WILL RESULT IN A BLOCK.
• 40 (the older the better - some flexibility for as young as 38 if you meet THE REST of the requirements)
• Race isn't a big deal, but I do have a preference for white guys
• Attached or not, it doesn't matter. I'm not trying to change your situation. To the married guys: I'm happy to be your mistress but cannot host, so please have a backup plan for that if interested. I am happy to be as discreet as necessary.
• Clean cut professional making good money (like me) - I'm not a gold digger but also too old to be dealing with broke men.
• 6' and up
• Thick, beefy dad bod or linebacker type of body - sorry, not into skinny guys
• Well traveled so we can discuss our adventures (a travel buddy would be great - bonus points if you have TSA pre-check, and extra bonus points if you have Global Entry)
• A great personality and an even better sense of humor (someone who accepts my weirdness and can match it would be great)
• Willing to go on dates once we decide to move forward with this arrangement – take me to a cabin and have your way with me for a weekend
• No smoking or recreational drugs of any kind
• A thick, cut dick (preferably 6.5" )
• If you're good at Fortnite, huge plus as I'm always looking for people who can carry me to victory
• 100% straight - no shade to the bi or bi-curious, but it's not what I'm into. Must be born male, no trans.
• Most importantly, NO TRUMPERS, CONSERVATIVES, PRO-LIFERS, PUTIN LOVERS, CULT LEADERS/MEMBERS, SERIAL KILLERS, ORGAN TRAFFICKERS, OR MORMONS. Also, please be handsome! :)

Important:

• No hookups or one night stands. I am looking to build a connection with one man for an ongoing arrangement, whether it’s a monogamous relationship, a sugar daddy, or being your mistress
• We will chat on Reddit at first to judge the vibes, then move on from there to another platform or possibly exchanging numbers. A non-sexual, public meeting will be required to judge to vibes in-person before we proceed.
• UPDATED TESTING REQUIRED BEFORE WE GET NASTY

If you've made it this far and are interested, please reach out explaining what you're looking for!

Btw, all you 20-something year-old dudes, please leave me alone. I see your messages and actively ignore them. There is nothing you can offer me.