Iām a bit like Gimli from (only taller) Lord of the Rings if you managed to hold him down long enough to get a decent haircut. Big eyebrows, usually rocking a beard, enough longsleeve button-downs & flannel in my wardrobe to qualify for the term ālumbersnackāā¦
Iām a big dude. Balls deep into the āweight loss journeyā but still slimming down. Iām stocky but chubby.
Iām well equipped- I hesitate to say BWC because Iām not hitting any homers out of the Battery with it, but I will definitely hit bottom, and stretch out the sides.
Iām independent, confident, and financially secure - Iām not looking to subsidize anyoneās way of life, but you donāt have to worry about me selling your pets for food.
I have this epic super power called ādisposable incomeā and no kids so I spend my free time doing all those NERDY as fuck things I couldnāt do when I was younger.:
DragonCon, Renaissance Fairs, Tucson Fossil & Mineral show, Roundtop Antiques festival, Fossil hunting trips to Morocco, Oktoberfest in MĆ¼nich, Meteorite hunting in Arizona, regional burns, Frolicon, camping retreats,š¤æ trips to Thailandā¦ Next up probably the Mongolian Monkey Run.
Speaking of travel, Iāve lived all over the world. Vietnam, Australia, Germany, Argentina, Antarcticaā¦ 50 countries - Iāll probably retire overseas when Iām older. Iād be a digital nomad if I didnāt have a mortgage.
I have road-tripped a thousand miles just for a story about a legendary sandwich, steakhouse, cinnamon roll, or cheese-castle (Wisconsin anyone?). I love seeing what is over the next hill. No passenger Princess please. If youāre coming with youāve got responsibility! (Navigating, playlists, pod casts, road snacks, and road head!)
D/s wise Iām on the left side of the equation but havenāt had a proper sub or slave in years. By todayās terminology Iād be a pleasure Dom with a light to medium protocol, and gusts of servitude. Iām not looking for BDSM, but itās always a fun option.
If youāre still reading this Star Wars opening scene level wall of text, I applaud you.
Iām looking for a woman who has to use duct tape, gorilla glue and prayer to keep all those epic slutty secrets in their closet from busting like Harry Potterās Hogwarts acceptance letter burying the Dursley house. You can dodge cumshots like Neo and bullets in the Matrix. You can handle cock like Bruce Lee at a Numchucks conventionā¦
I want a woman who knows how to have a good time. Youāre confident, you know what you need to live, survive, and THRIVE. You know how to be happy, and how to persevere in adversity.
Iām completely exhausted with the ātried and trueā method of meeting people of similar backgrounds and interests only to discover our sexual needs are wildly out of sync. Also; State of Georgia - WTAF man. 30 year old virgins ā¦ I thought they were a myth. Like land mines of drama littering the landscape.
Iām not looking for a FWB, and I donāt mind a slow burn. Iām looking for something real with someone who acknowledges and celebrates their past, and has done all the work (therapy) to strengthen and support themselves. I did this - So Iām sure you have too. Hopefully we share some similar nerdy pursuits.
Bonus points for brunettes and redheads. I donāt mind if the carpets donāt match the drapes - I crave hardwood floors.
Curvy/thicc is much desired. I like a big girl. Height/Weight proportional; Amazons - Iām talkingā She-hulk. Death by snu snu is a lovely way to go. So if āHulk Smash!ā Is what you say right before you cum - I think youāre the girl for me.
I know yaāll are out there. Shoot me DM/chat, and letās grab a bite.
*Iām shooting for monogamy but Iām open to poly as long as everyone is playing safe and on the same page.
**cis-women only, apologies Iām old fashioned.
*** No kids - I envision a glorious DINK future.
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