Just trying to describe myself and what I’m looking for so I can find cool guys to talk to while also making sure my personality shines through, no biggie.

UPDATE: We’re back for round 3! Trying this again!

PLEASE DON’T RESPOND IF YOU DON’T MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS. IT SAVES BOTH YOU AND I TIME. YES, I AM FILTERING THROUGH MESSAGES LIKE A HIRING MANAGER FILTERS THROUGH JOB APPLICATIONS.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world who most likely took the midnight train to Taco Bell after a late night concert.

About me: 5’3”, half black/half Filipino, curvy, goofy (if you hadn’t caught on to that yet), professional (my work laptop is my 9-5 overlord), foodie, LOVE to travel (bonus points if you have pre-check, double bonus points if you have global entry), high libido, and I come with a great rack…of spices, you nasty!

My favorite movies are LOTR, Godfather, and Harry Potter. I like nerdy things and getting my nails done on a strict 3 week schedule. Fair warning: Swiftie 🫶🏾 do with that information what you will.

Never married, no kids. Don’t smoke and only drink occasionally. I prefer something serious, but I’m not rushing into anything and I’m open to different possibilities. I definitely would like to chat, meet, and see if we vibe. It would be cool to just have someone to share cat pics and memes with and talk about how Frodo and Sam could’ve possibly been lovers in another universe. I’m NOT open to one night stands and hookups. If you can teach me how to play Fortnite so I’m up to date with the kids and can finally make my best friend happy, that would be cool too.

Looking for guys 6’ , 40 (some flexibility for younger if you meet the rest of the qualifications) who are professional, clean cut, also love to travel and have great stories to tell about them. I love beefcake dad bods and linebacker type bods, especially if they include a nice, thick, cut dick (do not bombard me with unsolicited pics. I will block and not respond). Please have a great sense of humor and a sarcastic personality like me. Please no smokers, conservatives, or Trumpers. No recreational drugs of any kind. Also please be 100% straight, not interested in any bi or bi-curious men. Nothing against gay people, it’s just my preference. Also, no serial killers, organ traffickers, Mormons or cult leaders/members. Also please be handsome. I’m pretty (I swear), and I would also like someone pretty. I can’t host, so married guys, figure that out lol. Local guys who meet these requirements get more consideration.

Anyway! If any of that sounded good and you like spices, let’s connect!