times are tough, y’all. a variety of professional and personal failures, a humiliating breakup and a cascade of health problems have really got me down. and besides making me sad, they’ve kept me from getting fucked for months, and fucked well even longer. and as if that weren’t bad enough, i’m getting ready to move out of state in a few weeks to stay with family for awhile so it could be a long time before i’m able to have a fun sexy time again. this is where you come in.

looking for a friend for this evening to get together for some low key hanging out and high key sex-having. not seeking anything flashy or kinky, just a solid dude to make me feel good in all possible ways. casual affection and sincerity are the name of today’s game.

more than anything, i value people who are normal and nice to me, but below are lots of details culled from past posts. everything you need to know and more:

me: plus size (about a 14/16), i have loose skin from a significant weight loss but my body is definitely still cute, especially my round ass, big tits, sensitive nipples. and pretty pussy. pale skin with tattoos, dark hair and eyes. short hair, bangs and glasses. you get it. likes weed, loves to share. lives alone in candler park, only interested in hosting tonight. decent toy and lingerie collection and love to be dressed up.

you: im open minded and care way more about a compatible personality than how you look but as far as preferences i do strongly prefer someone 35 or older. confident, casual, funny and don’t take any of this too seriously. understands and respects boundaries/consent and willing to talk about those a bit beforehand. truthfully i’m mostly into dirtbags who look like they drum in shitty hardcore bands but also spend a LOT on speciality vegan food (these are just vibes, not a strict description lol). for tonight, please be open and have the time for meeting at my place to hang out, get stoned, take good care of each other and then get in a good cuddle (and maybe a snack) afterward.

what’s next: send me a message (chat or pm) with a pic or link to a pic. if i’m interested, i’ll send one back. it’s a personal policy not to respond to messages without photos, just so you’re aware, and while i used to sometimes make exceptions to this, i don’t anymore. if you’re not comfortable sending a pic in your first message, i totally understand and that’s totally valid but it means we are not a match today. same goes for reaching out in the comments on the post—i don’t read them and if i do, i don’t respond. when you reach out, please include some info about yourself and your experience with meeting people this way—it’s really helpful in understanding whether or not we’re compatible this time around.

look forward hearing from you!

eta: a few people have said they weren’t able to send me pics via chat. i’m receiving pics from others without issue so take a look at your settings. regular messages are also an option. i believe in all of you.