Just trying to describe myself and what I’m looking for so I can find cool guys to talk to while also making sure my personality shines through, no biggie.

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world who most likely took the midnight train to Taco Bell after a late night concert.

UPDATE: 

Well! The first batch of responses required me to go back and be more specific with what I’m looking for. Posting again.

PLEASE DON’T RESPOND IF YOU DON’T MEET THE REQUIREMENTS. IT SAVES BOTH YOU AND I TIME. YES, I AM FILTERING THROUGH MESSAGES LIKE A HIRING MANAGER FILTERS THROUGH JOB APPLICATIONS.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

About me: 5’3”, half black/half Filipino, curvy, goofy (if you hadn’t caught on to that yet), professional (my work laptop is my 9-5 overlord), foodie, LOVE to travel (bonus points if you have pre-check, double bonus points if you have global entry), high libido, and I come with a great rack…of spices, you nasty!

My favorite movies are LOTR, Godfather, and Harry Potter. I like nerdy things and getting my nails done on a strict 3 week schedule. Fair warning: Swiftie 🫶🏾 do with that information what you will.

Never married, no kids. Don’t smoke and only drink occasionally. I am open to relationships, exclusive fwb, fun casual dates or even just someone to share cat pics and memes with and talk about how Frodo and Sam could’ve possibly been lovers in another universe. I’m NOT open to one night stands and hookups. If you can teach me how to play Fortnite so I’m up to date with the kids and can finally make my best friend happy, that would be cool too.

Looking for guys 6’ , 40 (some flexibility for younger if you meet the rest of the qualifications) who are professional, clean cut, also love to travel and have great stories to tell about them. I love beefcake dad bods and linebacker type bods, especially if they include a nice, thick, cut dick (do not bombard me with unsolicited pics. I will block and not respond). Please have a great sense of humor and a sarcastic personality like me. Please no smokers, conservatives, or Trumpers. No recreational drugs of any kind. Also please be 100% straight, not interested in any bi or bi-curious men. Nothing against gay people, it’s just my preference. Also, no serial killers, organ traffickers, Mormons or cult leaders/members. Local guys who meet these requirements get more consideration.

Anyway! If any of that sounded good and you like spices, let’s connect!