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21 [M4F] #Midtown - Looking for someone who needs me as much as I need them
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Meme_Salesman is a male age 21 looking for a female in Midtown
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Hello! I hate to be back here again, but alas, my first girlfriend just broke up with me (on good terms, she just wasn't emotionally available for a relationship and we'll still stay platonic friends :3) and now that I've had a taste of what it's like, I don't want to go back to being alone. I feel incomplete without someone else, so maybe you can be that person?

So, about me. Appearance-wise, I'm very short (5' 2") and look pretty similar to my reddit avatar: stock brown haired white guy with glasses. I'm a senior pursuing a BFA in game design, specializing in programming. As the profession would imply, I'm a huge turbonerd. I'm a big fan of video games (who isn't lol), but I mainly specialize in more obscure/indie stuff, as well as fighting games (if you play Guilty Gear you might as well kneel and propose because I'm sure as hell sold). I've got a really weird sense of humor and I'm a huge fan of absurdist stuff like the Eric Andre Show, It's Always Sunny, Xavier Renegade Angel, Monty Python, etc. Basically, I will ruin your sense of humor forever. I like some anime like Fullmetal Alchemist, Evangelion, and JJBA, but I honestly don't watch enough (maybe if I had a watch partner wink wink nudge nudge). I've got very extensive family "lore" with about a million little funny anecdotes that I'd love to share. I'm pretty ADHD so I'm a bit of an organized mess most of the time, and while I'm not autistic (I think) I am similarly incompetent at social interaction and interpreting other's emotions, particularly with new people. I spend a lot of time as a reclusive cave creature but trust me, that'll change once I get to know ya. I'm quite a softie and an absolutely hopeless romantic, I like to think of myself as very loving, considerate, affectionate, and honest (possibly to a fault lol). Oh, and I'm kind of a long-winded yapper. In case you couldn't tell.

So, if any of this interests you and/or you'd like to know more, please feel free to hit me up! I do have a series of criteria though, since I'm looking for a pretty specific kind of person:

  • I am looking for a committed, long-term relationship. I struggle a bit with obsession/attachment; I become very devoted very quickly, so I need someone who is emotionally and romantically available for that kind of relationship, and the more you can demonstrate that to me, the more I will be head over heels for you. In an ideal world, you would be as obsessed over me as I am over you c:
  • Please be close to me in both age and location. I want someone in their lower 20s (just so there isn't an awkward age gap) in the Atlanta area, ideally as close to Midtown as possible. I am a very physical and intimate lover, I'm perfectly capable of holding a conversation online but my love language really works best in person, I need to be able to touch you, smell you, be there for you.
  • DDF is almost a must, I really can't stand the smell of any kind of smoking.
  • Weird/nerdy/alt/goth girls have a big advantage, not just because of the similarities in taste but because I admire people who are unafraid to express themselves.
  • Huge, HUGE bonus points if you're fast at responding to messages, as mentioned I'm super ADHD so I get super anxious that I've been ghosted when I have to wait a long time for a response.

So yeah, please introduce yourself with your ASL, and thanks :3

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