I’m seeking all those women with a colorful and sordid past - and those who really want one.

Women (cis) who have to use chains and padlocks to keep all the filthy secrets in their closet from busting out like a scene in an old cartoon.

I want those women who worry that they’ll never be taken seriously by a guy because they’ve pulled one too many trains… or banged their entire high school football team. Maybe you put yourself through college as an escort or cam-girl or retired from porn / whatever it is - for you the ol’ 36 dicks sucked by 35 statistic is humorous at best - you stopped counting after the first 100…

You know who you are.

You fine ladies are my favorite people, and regardless of anything else - ya’ll know how to handle cock better than any other women alive.

You’re exactly who I’m looking for.

I’m a successful, fun, jovial, larger than life type character loved by just about every whose met me. I’m a good bloke.

I’m white, 5’10, usually bearded, broad shouldered, and reasonably well equipped..

I’m outdoorsy, into DIY projects like fixing up my house, love tabletop games, technology, and adventures of every sort. I’ve lived all over the world, love to travel, etc. I’m fun as fuck, as well as a fun fuck.

My last several relationships have been built on common interests and personality; annoyingly I’ve been lured in by vanilla women and then have to burn a couple of years teaching them how to relax, fuck, and orgasm. In the words of Danny Glover in ‘Lethal Weapon’ I’m getting too old for that shit.

I’m still up for training - I am a Dom (soft, pleasure for the record) after all but you can bet bondage, impact play, and forced orgasms are going to be involved.

I want a woman in my life who is at least as sexually confident as I am, with at least as sordid a history as mine. I’m all for stomach butterflies, but if we do this right, I’m pretty sure we’re gonna drown those little guys.

I know ya’ll cock-whisperers are out there. Shoot me DM/chat, and let’s grab a cocktail and compare kinks.

Bonus points for under 5”, red heads, and being able to handle BWC.

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