This one’s a little ridiculous… But I think that you all will have condolence for my plight. 🥺

I confirmed today: I killed my favorite vibrator and I’m literally losing my mind because none of my other ones make me come as quickly as hard as this one does. Clit suckers have spoiled me! 😩 It’s great for the goonette in me, but not for the woman that needs to cum so she can go to bed so she can go to work and not be exhausted. 😂

I won a Halloween costume contest last year and got a $30 Starship Enterprises™️ gift card and I still have yet to use it. Part of this was because I was having trouble figuring out what to spend it on, but I think this situation is the perfect opportunity for it! I doubt it’ll cover the entire cost of my choice, but it’ll go a long way and I’ll finally be rid of this thing.

I don’t drive, so it isn’t the easiest place for me to get to, hence the need for a ride to the location on Cheshire Bridge and back. I don’t mind the energy being provocative between us on the trip there, seeing as we’re going to a sex store, but I don’t want to have my consent overlooked or feel like I have no choice in whether or not sexual activity happens between us. I will wear something cute and I’ll probably let you grope me once I finish at the store, but I’d like to lead the way on the intensity of the encounter past that. I’ll be happy to tell you when I want more!

Obligatory mentioning of NSFW pictures of myself in profile. When you message me, I’d appreciate the addition of a SFW picture and a mention of your favorite color. I’d like to get my toy ASAP!

What increases your likelihood of more happening with me is if you:

• enjoy eating pussy
• have a big cock
• are able to host
• are fit
• are kinky
• are a different race from me
• are 420 friendly (ideally also a partaker, can’t be a stoner slut without it! 😝)
• love being teased.