I am looking for a sweet, friendly, lady who's looking for a fwb or an equally sweet, friendly, handsome gentleman to date in Atlanta. COULD IT BE YOU?? Let’s see if we are a match:

1. HAVE YOU: Signed up for all of the apps: Okcupid, Feeld, Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Farmers Only, god you name it, you've tried damn near all of them (or at least what feels like too many in your perspective)

2. Then, swiped around for 2-48 hours to find the hottest, most witty gentlemen (or not gentlemen, who doesn't love a bad boy), and swiped so far right you suddenly voted against women's suffrage. OOPS! Extremism happens to the best of us, you'll get it out of your system. Regardless, thank you for the swipe, it was probably the picture of me and the cat that hooked you. I get it.

3. THEN, chatted for 2-4 days before making plans to meet up.

4. ✨THEN✨, gone on a good (or let's face it, less-than-good) date, maybe even a second, but never hear from or reach out to them again.

It's all pretty mid if you ask me, but maybe we can make it a bit easier.

SO! My proposal is: Let's skip the first two steps!

Here's a taste of what you're getting into here:

-6'0" (actually, you can measure me if you want), 225lbs, muscular but you can tell I love a good chocolate chip cookie or creamy cheesecake. I'm apparently a wonderful lover (I think I'm nothing special personally but everyone I've been with vehemently disagrees with me)

• I write, record, and produce music

• I do not like swimming, but if you're really nice to me I will get in the water just one time

• Kink-friendly and ENM. I identify as a dom (or a top for the more vanilla folks). I like bondage, impact play, anal play, breath play, edging, repeated orgasms, stretching, breeding; done roughly intimately, or both. I am basically a sweet, sadistic, pleasure, daddy dom. So you can get all that, or just y'know... good to great sex. It's all on the table. Always GGG

• I once smuggled a pineapple in from out of the country on a dare. In fact, ask me to do something and I'll probably say no. Dare me to, and son of a bitch I'm in. I believe we named the pineapple Eustace

• I think the coolest place I've ever done it so far is the top of a parking deck at 3am. The least cool was at one of my ex girlfriends parents house and her dad walked in and said "With HIM of all people??" Still not sure what I did to deserve that. Maybe fucking his daughter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

• I love anime, but I'm so bad at keeping up with anything these days 😭 Some I like are: Jujutsu Kaisen, Reincarnated As A Slime, Promised Neverland, Evangelion (the original dub), Spy x Family, Madoka Magica; just to name a few

• I like other things too

• I used to be in a pop-punk band

If any of this intrigues you shoot me a message, we can exchange a pic or two, and go from there :)

If you made it this far, wow. Thank you. Genuinely. Here's a pic of me for your troubles: https://imgur.com/a/SYiEpLT

TL:DR I HAVE A HUGE, FAT, 8 INCH COCK AND A 6 PACK AND I MAKE 400K A YEAR AND TRAVEL TO IBIZA EVERY 3RD WEEKEND