Just like the headline says…. I’m seeking just that. A woman who wants her souls taken orally lol

South Atlanta, but I travel all over the State

I’ve posted before and was hit with 2 scammers, 2 prostitutes, 1 gay guy (not sure why he thinks seeing this, that I would be interested in that) and seemingly 1 real life person who chatted briefly.

So anyway, Married, 45yo, WM in a dead bedroom looking for the above, maybe more, and not just good, but great conversation from a single woman, taken woman or married woman who is seeking a bit more sexually and with everyday life. (I’m not looking to change your situation outside of that, nor mine - OPSEC must be on point) and must be able to laugh hysterically enjoy ridiculous memes. Smart, active, “curvy” career driven women & moms to the front please :) (Or even stay at home moms, lord knows that’s a full time job in itself.)

Not looking to “land” 10 women from this post, literally would like to find one and enjoy time together.

What I’m not interested in …

• young women: if you’re not 35 and older, I definitely have no interest in you

• laziness

• drug users

• smokers

• alcoholics (I enjoy a drink or two)

• those who are into politics (both sides suck and I hate em all)

• someone who can’t figure out the difference in to, too or two

Maybe I’m looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack, but maybe not…

Sexually speaking (because it is very important)

• Hair… down there.. I’m just not into that (If any, very little, strip, patch etc …this isn’t the
  70s 😂)

• Lights off, sheets up, missionary style only - No Thanks

• If you’re needing a guy with 13” inches and to be choked and hit with a brick to cum I’m. Not. The. Guy

Let’s face it, if I had 13”, I’d be in some type of movie that has terrible music and a weird storyline

• If you want a “train run on you” or want a new guy weekly…. Again, please skip me, not into it

I’m sure there’s more and we can cross those bridges when we get to em so if you’re at least “halfway normal” and you find yourself thinking hmmmmm I wonder should I message him.. The answer is yes, give it a shot, if nothing else I’ll likely make ya laugh at some point, and we can all use a little humor