So I dunno where else to post this but I had to lol. I work in a strip club as a dancer, I had a regular come in (Leo sun). Hes very typically a Leo customer, enjoys being alone in public, feels pretty content and confident if I happen to get busy. He also has met my boyfriend and is so nice to him.

In comes a new customer, dressed in a full baggy evening suit with a tie at 4pm. Acts really strange and says he wants to get a dance to a David Bowie song, calls me a foxy lady, talks about our souls merging and Janis Joplin. What tipped me off was that he asked for some private dances, and during the dances he kept nonstop whispering annoying romantic cringe shit in my ear (this is absolutely an Aqua Sun thing) So I asked him “how old are you and what is your sun sign?” He said he was 26 and an Aquarius sun.

I can smell my kind from a mile away as an Aqua rising, plus all Aquarius suns are so persistent and annoying if they like you. He also has the uniqueness of Aqua, like wearing a costume that isn’t you. He acted and behaved like he was a time traveler it was so bizarre.

Most interesting was when our business was concluded, so I went and sat with my Leo regular …and then he sat next to me and started talking to us. As a Leo, I already knew he would be fine with it but tbh I was annoyed like - he couldn’t take the hint, business is concluded bro go away.

So over the next 10 minutes, these opposing sun signs faced off in their own way. Aqua showed me photos he thought were unique like a car he saw and when he met Lynard Skynard; Leo said that’s cool, just casually showed some photos from when he was in Greece.

Aqua starts talking about how he’s wearing a Calvin Klein suit and talks about designers (saying the designer names with French and Italian accent 💀), Leo said he couldn’t imagine coming to a club uncomfortable in a suit and said a sweater and sweats was good enough for him.

Aqua tells me “as long as you are yourself, no one can tell you anything”…the Leo says “I couldn’t imagine telling her that, she’s 100% herself lol”

As an astrologer, Im not one for sun sign astrology, but was interesting to see luminaries in the opposing signs do their thing in their own way. Aqua was trying to be something, Leo was already that thing. Leo is comfortable waiting and being alone, Aqua would not leave me alone. In my profession, money talks, and Aqua only gave me some amounts of money when he realized I was not going to be swayed (meaning he had money, he was just holding off). Leo is guaranteed money and we both knew there was always a payout at the end, so he relaxed on money exchanges for the duration.

Aqua was wearing like a costume and a mask the way he was acting, but one thing about Aqua, we are unforgettable. Everyone in the club was talking about him after he left. His unique sense of self and style. Leo customers are always comfortable and then in and out, nothing much to speak of after the fact.