“This will be the weirdest thing I’ll ever confess, but some part of me has a small crush on Seth MacFarlane (he created Family Guy and American Dad, I’m sure you’ve heard of Family Guy.) I know that a lot of people hate Family Guy (though an equal amount love it.) I’m just so impressed with his voice acting (he is VERY good at it, he voices a lot of characters on Family Guy!) and he strikes me as being quite intelligent. He is also a great singer. But I grew up on Family Guy so that’s probably a factor.”

You graduated from high school in summer 2023. A girl who a friend had mentioned to you happens to think you’re cute is the person you’ve been following for about a year in this case (she’s black, you’re white.) She once stated at you in the hallways. You’ve guessed before that she’ll end up with a white man. You’ve never asked her out.