I feel so old. Not because I am old or because I feel tired, but because of some of the bullshit I hear from the younger members of the LGBT so-called community that I really thought we’d seen the back of.

You think your gay, bi and trans forefathers and grandmothers faced down police, skinheads, bombs in our pubs, hate preachers at our Pride marches, discriminatory laws and employment practices and getting disowned by families and friends all in the name of acceptance and diversity and smashing out of conformity… just so that you could set up a whole new set of fucking rules to judge each other by and tell other LGBT folk whether they were in or out?

Fuck you with your slut-shaming and your masc vs femme and your no blacks no asians and your twinks and twunks and otters and bears and your ever tinier and tinier and more restrictive boxes. We don’t need it. We went through it before and we tore it down.

I don’t care if you like football or barbie dolls or both or neither. The qualification for being gay is being sexually attracted to the same sex and not to the opposite sex. Nobody is more or less gay. Nobody is a better or worse gay. “Straight boys who like cock” are NOT a thing.

Get it together, homos - you don’t hear this shit from the lesbians.