First, I’m not shaming big-dicked gay men - your dicks are beautiful, and I know you’re very in demand.

But when I bottom, my body just can’t handle a massive dick. Somewhere between 5 and 6 inches feels amazingly good to me. The problem is that most tops I seem to find on apps are massively hung. I was looking this weekend, and literally every top within a reasonable distance was 8” or more. Even accounting for inflation, they still looked 7 in the pictures.

When I go somewhere in person (like a sex party), there’s way more variability. So why the shortage on the apps? Certainly some people are exaggerating, but the number of average sized tops is still shockingly low.