I’m voting for a man who has been accused of sexual assault by more than 20 women, and who has been adjudicated as a rapist. Because who wouldn’t want that kind of moral integrity leading our country?

I’m voting for a leader who has been indicted multiple times and who actively undermines the rule of law—because who cares about accountability when it comes to holding onto power?

I’m voting for someone who enables hate and violence, encouraging white supremacists, calling neo-Nazis “very fine people,” and demonizing entire groups of people based on their race and religion.

I’m voting for someone who attacks our democracy by pushing baseless election conspiracies, all while claiming the system is rigged unless he wins.

I’m voting for a leader who has shown contempt for women, openly bragging about sexual assault, calling women nasty, and dismissing their rights.

I’m voting for someone who uses his office to settle personal vendettas against members of Congress and anyone who dares to criticize him. Because why work with people when you can just tear them down?

I’m voting for a leader who admires dictators, whether it’s Putin, Kim Jong-un, or Erdogan, because it’s better to be friends with autocrats than to stand up for democracy and human rights.

I’m voting for someone who has denied science, ignored the pandemic, and downplayed climate change, because facts are just too inconvenient.

I’m voting for a man who refuses to take responsibility for anything, always blaming others while holding onto power at any cost.

But hey, at least he overturned Roe v. Wade and lets me keep my AR-15.

Sarcasm of course.