Last Thursday I got hit by a car while riding my bike and nearly died. On Friday I “woke up” in ER in massive pain with 2 broken teeth, without understanding what’s going on because all memories related to this accident are gone. It was more like “I’m leaving Whole Foods” and then “where the heck I am and why does it look like hospital”. When I looked at my broken teeth through front camera on my phone I said something like “gay people are so superficial that at this point I might as well end myself”. I wasn’t being serious but they put me on suicide watch and I have a sitter in my room 24/7, I can’t have my own stuff and my phone is constantly low on charge because they only let me charge phone on nurse desk and they all have slow chargers (10% in 30 min). I tried to explain I wasn’t serious but they don’t believe me. As for my health I’m doing pretty much fine. Broken nose, some facial fractures, missing teeth and just bruises all over. Nothing else is broken. Oh, did I mention two missing teeth and braces? I mean I’m glad to be alive, don’t get me wrong, but, considering I have no memory of the accident, this entire situation look ridiculously annoying and the fact that I’ll have to wait 6 weeks with braces and god knows how much until my teeth gonna be fixed makes me super tilted. And suicide watch, like seriously?