GayBros, I need your help. I haven't worn a Halloween costume since I was 11. But I am going to a gay rave thing this Halloween and need a costume. Coming up with costume ideas is NOT my strong suit. I am completely out of my wheelhouse here. So I'm hoping you boys could offer some suggestions. And I know it's early to be thinking about this, but hubs and my friends already have their costumes planned out, so I feel behind.

So these are my criteria for ideas. I run extremely hot, so I don't want to wear a shirt. It would be fun to wear tiny shorts, briefs or a jockstrap. A harness would also be fun, but not necessary. Hubs is going as a gym coach, so I probably want to stay away from anything athlete themed. Fun, playful and funny would be great, but not necessary. I was thinking about doing like a zombie lifeguard thing, but the idea of wearing that much face makeup is already making me sweat.