Doctors,

I recently had the honor of joining Shitty Doctors Without Borders, an organization of shitty doctors who travel to third and fourth world countries to help populations in need. This most recent trip brought me to a part of the globe called Le Pays Maudit. Once there, I was immediately led to a village where I saw the illness right away.

The entire village was being quarentined for this epidemic. The other people in the area called the sick "Smurfs". I have never seen anything like it. Some of the signs/symptoms included a reversal of HGH by the endocrine system, severe hypoxia causing cyanotic skin, and epiglotitis which affected the way they all spoke. The "smurfing" of the villages also had an incredibly high mortality rate for women. Here is a picture I took of them.

What do you doctors think about this strange epidemic? Currently the "smurfs" are still under quarantine so as not to infect others.