Are you looking for someone's time to waste because you like asking stupid questions?

Certain we'd click and then ghost me afterwards?

Convinced you're just so busy you can't take 30 seconds to text me back?

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REMEMBER, IF THE COVERSATION WASNT GREAT, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WASTE MY TIME!