Masturbation: Great For Falling Asleep

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Speaking as an Ace who hardly has any desire to masturbate anymore…

Last night I lay in bed and couldn’t sleep. Remembering how this used to relax me, I eventually masturbated. Yes, it was a lot of work, but after climaxing I was so relaxed that I slept like a log. Seriously can’t believe how well it worked!

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Good morning, everyone. Just want to thank you for giving this post so much love. Over 450 likes in 24 hours, and now up to 500 likes!

Just wanted to let you know that I did this again last night. I woke up in the middle of the night, couldn’t fall asleep, so I rubbed one out and then was out cold in a deep sleep.

I only woke up a little while ago and I had truly forgotten sleep could be so delicious.

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