Now hiring: Full-time partner

Are you looking for a change from the wasteland of the current dating pool? Are you interested in a chance to grow with another person? Now searching for an eager applicant to join this team of one!

Offering competitive benefits such as: Jokes and memes to make you laugh when sad An ear for venting and complaining when you're mad Adorable cat pictures daily Online or in-person hugs A second player in any multiplayer games Over-the-top or subdued flirting based on your preferences Remote position (within the US) available Time off and vacation time A good work-life balance

Here at "Looking For Forever", I believe in true partnerships. Currently located in New England in the US but offers extend to anywhere in the US. The ideal candidate will be a partner. The goal is an equal role for each of us. I am a companion for quiet nights staying in, a caring shoulder to cry on, a frequent jokester at all times, an encouraging support system in times of need, and a loving friend. I allow and encourage you to have fun when getting to know your teammate and foster a good working environment. If there are any issues, I ask you bring any concerns to HR (Communication is key!). I understand you all have lives outside of this role and while "overtime" is allowed, it is never required and is always compensated fairly. I believe that with the right candidate, this role can last a lifetime and beyond. 😉

Minimum requirements: Must love animals more than humans Non-smoking candidates only Drinkers need not apply I do not tolerate any hate or discrimination. Monogamous

Preferred qualifications: A love of musicals (additional training available) Enjoyment of games (additional training available) Interest in anime (additional training available) Ability to have fun and laugh at yourself (and me) Willing to binge movies/TV shows with your employer An appreciation for quiet times and sharing space/coexisting with your coworker (me) A preference for library and zoo dates Someone equally searching for a companion

I encourage all interested parties to reach out! Equal opportunity role, all women are encouraged to apply!