The essential info: I’m a fat guy, and that’s not changing. Divorced, starting life anew, looking for my forever person. Childfree, non-smoker/drug user/drinker. Homebody, not into sports or hiking or mountain climbing or skydiving or kayaking or all the things people tend to lie about liking to do to sound interesting. Huge geek for games, comics, movies, TV, collecting, pop culture, and 80s and 90s nostalgia. Focused on mental health, communication, healing, and expressing and understanding emotions, both mine and others’. Atheist, leftist, socialist, queer ally, BLM, ACAB, anticapitalist. Neurodivergent, aegosexual/aceflux--I like being intimate but I struggle with actual sex; still a work in progress.

You’re who I’m looking for if you are: Authentic. Childfree--please don't message me if you have or intend on having kids; it is an auto-dealbreaker, I'm sorry. Intelligent and emotionally intelligent. On the ace spectrum or comfortable with those who are. Honest with yourself and others. A non-smoker. Geeky, dorky, into some kind of fandom or pop culture. Enjoy games of some type or another (RPGs, video, board, whatever). Mature, but still have a kid’s sense of wonder and appreciation. A homebody who prefers nights in together over grand adventures. Stable. Emotionally available. Good at communicating your feelings and needs. Looking after your mental health. Trauma-informed. A skeptic, or don’t believe in supernatural nonsense. Attracted to big bellies, bald heads, and beards. A good cook and/or baker. A plus-sized gal with a fat ass. Able to understand the reference in the title of this post.

Relocation is a real possibility for me so distance is not necessarily an issue, as long as we’re both willing to put in the labor to make it work. Prefer someone between 30-50, but if we’re a fit, age is irrelevant. Pictures are in my profile.