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Secure-Elk is a female age 33 looking for anyone
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  • Single/Taken/Complicated: Single
  • Seeking Relationship/Friends/Squish/Other: Long term relationship, preferably with someone local-ish. Looking for my life partner to build a family with!
  • Romantic Orientation: Monogamous, asexual. Mostly heteroromantic, but I'm not counting the ladies out entirely as there have been several I've had crushes on in the past :)
  • Gender: Female
  • Children: Not yet, but would love to have some
  • Pronouns: She/her
  • Age: 33
  • Height/Build: 5'11', average/athletic
  • Physical Description: Tall and athletically-inclined individual who loves helping others by effortlessly reaching top shelf items. Brown hair (which I grow long and donate every few years) and brown eyes (which don't provide 20/20 vision, but I think the glasses add a certain touch of charm)
  • Personality Description: In a nutshell, I'm a caring and independent soul, seeking someone to share life's journey with, someone who appreciates nature, enjoys good stories, and might be up for creating new memories together
  • Location: Maryland
  • Pictures for those who are curious! https://imgur.com/a/Pc0G7lY Facial blurs on some photos are strictly for privacy reasons, not because I'm ashamed of my friends and family. ;)

Hello everyone! I'm at a point in my life where I really want to settle down with a partner and build something special, so trying my hand at meeting someone here since every other platform has been a struggle at best and abysmal at worst. I continue to be astonished by the amount of people who read "asexual" and seem to take it as a challenge.

I'm hoping to find the cheese to my macaroni, the ink to my pen, the Hall to my Oates. Someone who appreciates a balance of adventure and relaxation, and who strives for peace in daily life. Someone who values kindness, empathy, and honesty, and endeavors to embody those traits as they would hope to see in others. Someone who cherishes moments of silliness and has no qualms about dissolving into giggles in the produce section of the supermarket because one of us pointed out that a "neck-tarine" is a vampire's favorite fruit.

Little bit about me: ISFP personality type; lover of animals and cuddles; career-minded; financially stable; homeowner. I'm hoping against hope to meet someone local-ish on the east coast; my career is well established here and I don't see myself re-locating any time soon. I'd be willing to give a LDR a try but in all honesty, I'm unsure if I could make one stick long-term. I enjoy in-person cuddles too much!

I'm reserved (while still being very friendly and polite) when meeting new people, but once they've made it into my circle I'm the relaxed, goofy friend who's always ready for an adventure. I'm a listener and fixer, good in a crisis, and find joy in offering help to those in need, making sure I'm there for the people in my life. For funsies, I like working with my hands, like drawing, crocheting, and often taking on household repairs myself. Nature is where I feel at peace, whether it's hiking or sitting around the firepit in the evenings. I also enjoy camping when the weather is not face-meltingly hot (give me 5 below freezing over 100 degrees any day). Animals hold a special place in my heart, and I share my home with a German Shepherd, two horses, some fish, and three chickens. Eggs, anyone?

Definitely more on the homebody side of things - I don't frequent bars or nightclubs. You're far more likely to find me curled up with a book and a cup of tea. I do indulge in TV and like going out to the movies. I used to game when I was young and carefree (read: had more free time) so I do know what MMO and DnD stand for. :) Little more about those interests below.

If any of this strikes your fancy, please send a DM. Would love to get to know you better! If none of this strikes your fancy, please send a DM anyway. I'll send you a picture of chickens.

  • What'cha playing? WoW, RDRII, or Hades. Hogwarts Legacy is next on the list!
  • What'cha watching? Foundation, Ted Lasso, Good Omens, Shetland
  • What’cha listening to? Imagine Dragons, 80’s Rock, Howard Shore, DC 101.1
  • What'cha reading? *Who* are you reading might be a better question, there - the likes of Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, James Herriot, Bill Watterson (love me some Calvin & Hobbes!)

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Hey! This app is being weird so I can’t dm. I’m Demi and poly so maybe not quite what you’re looking for…we could trade chicken pics though…or pigs! I’m in md too

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